Oh Pasta, Oh Pasta,
How can you make pasta so fast-a?
You melt in my tongue
and your breath is gone to my lungs
Your delicious sauce
Is how I enjoy you, of course.
When the noodle is sucked
And the sauce is mucked,
I am eating you, Pasta.
You are the most delicious
Oh, how precious!
If an alien tastes it,
And then, so says the alien,
'It's too bad
It's just Italian!'
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(Tap Tap Tap Tap)
Now Now Now Now
Throw your noodle
Fry it hard
Wear your apron
Throw in lard
(Make it soft
Remember that!)
Place your sauce
It's done boss!
